Sardar Jokes from India!

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> A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a
> party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Sardar..
and this is Sardarnee ...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"
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> American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
> Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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> Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
> A. Moti-vating..!!!
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> Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
> Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use surprise doonga..!"
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> Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be painted in front of
his clinic but our Sardar painter painted "Dr Chopra Psycho The Rapist"
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