Time Pass Hinglish

3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?











Bataao Bataao!







Nahi Pata?!!








Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!


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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!


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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???















Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"



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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"


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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross
c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start
liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.


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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.


:-(

Guess why ?









Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"


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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?


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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!