Friday, December 17, 2010

Bihar Driving License Application Form!

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. 
If you dot know how to fill, copy from your phriend (dost) applikason.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
For philling the phorom Check Karet box
1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no
?2. phust name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no
3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no
4. Sex: ____ M ____ _(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable
5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right
6.Occupason:
(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_)Un-employed
7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
8. Number that are yourj: ___
9. Mather name: _______________________
10. Phather Name: _________________(If not no, leabe blank)
11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)
12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_)Other  _ Give egjhakt color 13.Your thumb imparesson : ____________________________
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje provide your own thumb impression.) PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS  Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE. 
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Asians Vs Westerners!

Blue --> Westerners Red --> Asians 

(1) Opinion
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Westerners: Talk to the point
Asians: Talk around the circle, especially if opinions are different

(2) Way of Life
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Westerners: individualism, think of himself or herself. 
Asians: enjoy gathering with family and friends, solving their problems, and know each other's business. 
(3) Punctuality 
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Westerners: on time.
Asians: in time.

The Right Way of Eating Fruits

A very useful information, this is a mail forward sent by a friend, but actually it is a conversation between a doctor and a patient. 
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Eating Fruit - this opened my eyes.
Dr Stephen Mak is a friend of mine at the BSF course. 
He told me he treats terminal ill cancer patients by "un-orthodox" way and many patients recovered.
 He explains to me before he is using solar energy to clear the illnesses of his patients. 
 He believes on natural healing in the body against illnesses. See the article below.



Dear Shereen, 

Thanks for the email on fruits and juices. It is one of the strategies to heal cancer.

 As of late, my success rate in curing cancer is about 80%.
Cancer patients shouldn't die. The cure for cancer is already found.
It is whether you believe it or not.
 I am sorry for the hundreds of cancer patients who die under the conventional treatments. 

Thanks and ALLAH bless you. 

Dr Stephen Mak


We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and when to eat.


What is the correct way of eating fruits? 



Beautiful Images : Dubai




Google Office

Another interesting mail forward from a friend...

One of the world's best and creative work place, Google!

Reception
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Pantry
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Meeting Room
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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Fast and Furious: Fastest Bikes in the World

Here's the top 10 of the world's fastest bikes, another interesting forward from a dear friend...
Ducati 848
No. 10.   Ducati 848

Engine: 849 cc (51.8 cu in), 4 valves per cylinder desmodromic liquid cooled L-twin
Top speed: 159 miles per hour (256km/h)
Power: 100 kW (134 hp) @ 10,000 rpm
Transmission: 6-speed, wet clutch
Replacing the Ducati 749, the 848 weighs 370 pounds and was announced in 2007. The 2009 model was available in Red and Pearl White color. The 848 shares more features with 1198 than its predecessor, the 749, like single-sided swingarm, same rake and trail and same valve angles among many.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Royal Pigeons!



Sex With Ghost?


A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 
'How many people here believe in ghosts?' 

About 90 students raise their hands.
'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' 

About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' 

About 15 students raise their hand.
'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' 

Three students raise their hands.
'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' 

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says 
'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
 

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks,
'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' 

Ahmed replied, 
"Shit, from back there I thought you said Goats."

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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Ten funny truths of life

Here is a list of ten funny truths of life

1. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
2. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
3. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

Creativity with Pencils!

A big Salute to these hands, as they never shiver...

Pencil Crafter's Blessed Hands!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Condom Ads Imagination

"Multinational Branded Condoms"  
Dear Friends, 
See what  would happen to the Famous Advertising punch lines of all the big Multinational and National Companies if they start marketing condoms also, Their product's famous Advertisement lines would fit so very perfectly  for their Condoms too, in fact much better than for their existing products. 
 

Monday, January 4, 2010

Difference between http:// and https://



 
FIRST, MANY PEOPLE ARE UNAWARE OF:
**The main difference between http:// and https:// <
HTTPS:///>  is.
It's all about keeping you secure** 

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