Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Friday, January 23, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Second most important Quality for a Doctor!
First-year students at Texas A & M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, touched his finger in the mouth of the dead pig, withdrew it and put his Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns putting their finger in the mouth of the dead pig and tasted in their mouth.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I touched with my middle Finger and tasted on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention…
Moral of the story:
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, touched his finger in the mouth of the dead pig, withdrew it and put his Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns putting their finger in the mouth of the dead pig and tasted in their mouth.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I touched with my middle Finger and tasted on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention…
Moral of the story:
Monday, January 19, 2009
Catch that moment
Can I please have some privacy!!!
Gawd!! that damn squid just spewed it's ink all over me
Damn it floyd, this is the 5th time we have had to pay for the beds in motels
Yeah, I jump hoops for my supper
Get outta the way buddy
LOOK OUT!!!! TIDEL WAVE
Hey, that's pretty cool. Wonder if I can do it again
OMG Help me!! I changed my mind. I don't want to do this
OUCH!!
Oh bummer. what the heck did I do wrong?
Yikes, let me outta here!
Gawd!! that damn squid just spewed it's ink all over me
Damn it floyd, this is the 5th time we have had to pay for the beds in motels
Yeah, I jump hoops for my supper
Get outta the way buddy
LOOK OUT!!!! TIDEL WAVE
Hey, that's pretty cool. Wonder if I can do it again
OMG Help me!! I changed my mind. I don't want to do this
OUCH!!
Oh bummer. what the heck did I do wrong?
Yikes, let me outta here!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
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