RK Laxman Classics From Times Of India

Bihar Driving License Application Form!

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen.  If you dot know how to fill, copy from your phriend (dost) applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. For philling the phorom Check Karet box 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no ?2. phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no 4. Sex: ____ M ____ _(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable 5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right 6.Occupason: (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_)Un-employed 7. Number of children libing in the household: ___ 8. Number that are yourj: ___ 9. Mather name: _______________________ 10. Phather Name: _________________(If not no, leabe blank) 11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended) 12. Dental rekard: (_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_)Other  _ Give egjhakt color 13.Your thumb imparesson : ____________________________ (If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje provide your own thumb impression.) PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS  Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand. NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.  WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.

Asians Vs Westerners!

Blue --> Westerners Red --> Asians 

(1) Opinion

Westerners: Talk to the point

Asians: Talk around the circle, especially if opinions are different

(2) Way of Life

Westerners: individualism, think of himself or herself. 

Asians: enjoy gathering with family and friends, solving their problems, and know each other's business. 

(3) Punctuality 

Westerners: on time.

Asians: in time.

Google Office

Another interesting mail forward from a friend...

One of the world's best and creative work place, Google!

Reception

Pantry

Meeting Room

Funny Mexican Grave Stones!

Sex With Ghost?

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' 

About 90 students raise their hands.
'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' 

About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' 

About 15 students raise their hand.
'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' 

Three students raise their hands.
'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' 

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' 

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks,'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' 

Ahmed replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said Goats."

Ten funny truths of life

Here is a list of ten funny truths of life

1. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
2. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
3. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

Condom Ads Imagination

"Multinational Branded Condoms"   Dear Friends,  See what  would happen to the Famous Advertising punch lines of all the big Multinational and National Companies if they start marketing condoms also, Their product's famous Advertisement lines would fit so very perfectly  for their Condoms too, in fact much better than for their existing products.

Female Drivers

Why Middle East is in Deep Shit?

Who's that guy?